You know that famous poem they always read out at weddings, or is it christenings? Something about “being a grownup and leaving behind childish ways”?

Well that clearly hasn’t applied in the last week. The team has had to be all grownup and tackle [sic] the delicate issue of sexually transmitted infections. Chlamydia specifically. Worry not, we don’t have a disturbing outbreak amongst staff (at least I hope not), instead the NHS have commissioned us to get some very important messages out to our local ‘yoof’. Using everything at our disposal, from the backs of toilet doors in ‘Groove’ nightclub, to bus shelters, phone boxes to Facebook.